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We will experience the collision of our outer and inner worlds, and revel in the aftermath. Some unwelcome faces may appear just outside your field of vision, and some may post recipes.
Monday, January 31, 2005
Everyone moved out of my apartment and I don't really care. Satan pitchforked up from hell and we hung out for a while. We played Jenga. He won.
After my shower I looked out the window and saw a dog. The dog had a very large penis. The other window was broken.
I made some tea a little later. It was some flavor and I saw this other thing on the counter.
The phone rang and I dropped it. It stopped ringing and it hasn't rung since.
There's a plate that spins around in my microwave when I'm cooking something. The microwave doesn't turn on when my head is inside it because the door is open.
I had a thought and then another. Then I noticed that all of my plates are different.
If I had binoculars I could watch that girl change. It turns out it's a guy, but I still don't have binoculars.
I can go to a bar if I feel like it. I go in and put my coat on the rack. I leave and never go back.
After my shower I looked out the window and saw a dog. The dog had a very large penis. The other window was broken.
I made some tea a little later. It was some flavor and I saw this other thing on the counter.
The phone rang and I dropped it. It stopped ringing and it hasn't rung since.
There's a plate that spins around in my microwave when I'm cooking something. The microwave doesn't turn on when my head is inside it because the door is open.
I had a thought and then another. Then I noticed that all of my plates are different.
If I had binoculars I could watch that girl change. It turns out it's a guy, but I still don't have binoculars.
I can go to a bar if I feel like it. I go in and put my coat on the rack. I leave and never go back.
Posted by: Zart / 1:44 AM 
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Satan is a master at Jenga. I think it has something to do with being the lord of darkness. Next time try covering the pieces with his lord infinite patience and compassion.
I believe that it is one of life's great tragedies that the words "diarrhea" and "hilarious" don't rhyme.
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